I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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