Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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