Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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