You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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