in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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