is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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