Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
