I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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