I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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