apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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