His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
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