My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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