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you win
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
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