I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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