I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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