I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
