She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
