Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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