Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Come see our sink grown plant.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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