I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
