I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
if i can run in heels then i can drive
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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