I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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