Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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