i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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