This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Terrible idea I love it
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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