Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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