have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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