wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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