actually, I'm a sock model
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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