i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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