Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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