I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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