'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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