google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
You took a bar mat shot.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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