doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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