PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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