i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
