Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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