Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Randomize
