hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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