I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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