Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
