mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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