I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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