like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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