I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
