try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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