just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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