Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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