i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
and you fell through a lawn chair
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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