I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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