Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
