after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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